Sunday, May 4, 2008

Water vs. Wine

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. Coli) bacteria found in feces.


In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.


WATER = Poop
WINE = HEALTH


Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of crap.


There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I am doing it as a public service.

1 comment:

Kala Pohl Studio said...

Ha, ha, thank you for that good laugh:) I love wine, by the way!