A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I look horrible, and I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."
The husband replies: "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
He never even heard the shot...
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Pay me a compliment
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I look horrible, and I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."
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